Wednesday, December 21, 2011

They Forgot to Mention......

most everyone would agree that life isnt what they expected.
and things dont always turn out the way we would like them too,
but at least we would have more of an idea if they would have given us more of a heads up.

so heads up!

-your bound to turn out like you parents (one way or another)
-little sisters are cool so stop denying it
-marriage is not what you would expect
-ask questions. lots and lots of questions.
-vacation isnt something your entitled to
-raising kids is HARD. REALLY  HARD.
-prepare. prepare. prepare. for everything no matter what.
-work is overrated (so dont bother going to collage for EIGHT years)
-forget high school. life is nothing like it
-kids are little people. listen to them.
-you cant do it all alone. accept help.
-the future is scary. bring your teddy bear.
-cookies dont make themselves
-marriage is sacred.
-as much as you cant stand somebody that will be the person you cant live without
-as much as you think you know everything. you dont. and never will.
-always carry a snack with you. be it a granola bar or an apple. it will come in handy trust me. 
-yes you can ride the car all the way to "E"(and then some.)
-movies and tv lie. its all a bunch of lies. lies. lies. lies.
-the stupidest ideas make the greatest memories.
-you really do need to stop picking your nose. its not attractive. at. all.
-you have to pay back credit. (and then some)
-if its too good to be true. it is. walk away. WALK AWAY!!!
-listen to your gut.
-its ok to say no.
-being the bad guy isnt so bad.
-you are crazy. and thats ok
-sleep is beautiful. sleep as much as you can. whenever you can. 
-there such a thing as too much chocolate. 
but thats because you didnt have it with ice cream, sprinkles, and everything else!
-you will have to repeat yourself. alot. 
-the less you have the better
-driving a stick is way better then driving an automatic
-no you dont have to come to a complete stop
-yellow light means prepare. not stop.
-the little things do matter
-dont forget your hat. its more important than you think.
-dream smaller. and realistically.

those are just of few things they SHOULD have told us!!!
Did i miss any?

Monday, December 19, 2011

Mellow

Indeed my friends, indeed! it has been super quiet on my end. 
no crazy weather to report
no ourtrageous stories
no disobedient children
no last minute trips out of state
no trips in the near future out of state
no weekend plans
no serious cleaning projects
no scrapbooking endevors
no snow
no nothing 
no anything!
its just been me and my boys hanging out

a few tidbits of our mellow-ness 
(in quote form)
"cant he wait a little while longer to take a shower?
we are watching a show?"
"he just got out to the garage"
"hey there davis, myyyyyyy buddy"
"wheres dad?"
"hey did you see my shelves yet? they are pretty awesome"
"can i have some marshmallow's? just sprinkle them in my hot
chocolate and then a bunch on a plate...."
"...then were back in time for matlock"
"im not gonna put the phone away. i ve got coffee.
ill just use my face!"
"do you open doors with your face often?"
"are you like this even when im not around?"
"mom, i had a bad dream. i dreamed i got eaten by a monster.
I was all tangled in my covers and dreamed i was eaten"
"look at these crazy texts from my mom?"

Saturday, December 3, 2011

in my element

Tuesday was a rough day. My little sis was scheduled for a colonoscopy. 
And had to spend the night in the hospital to get "cleaned out" 
Well needless to say she was home sick so we stopped in to keep
her busy and have a little fun. And we did there was laughing, giggling, pooping
and drawing pictures. I dont have the drawings just know that they were awesome!!! 
BUT fear not my friends!!! I have pictures!!! (not of poo, that would be weird!!)
oh i will share with you are brief time of FUN!!! 
My little sisters plan for the day!!! oh if only it was that easy!!! But you know how i like lists!!

She had to itch her nose....apparently she likes to do it with her feet.....

At the end of the day she still hadnt finished her goal.....

By reques: My week in Pictures!

Hey there peeps!
the votes were cast and you wanted 
to see my week in pictures well here it is!! 
Enjoy a week in the world of tarah!!! 


Monday: We got and antenna. Yes, that is my living room and yes, that should be on the roof!!!


Tuesday: A good day with goofy friends!

Wednesday: Bring a friend to work day!

Me and Ducky working hard!!!

Friday: The Muppet Movie!!!

Saturday: Fuzzy pajama day!!!! 

Well there you have it friends.....

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tribute


We lost one of our own yesterday. She was beautiful. She was quiet. She had eyes like no other. She loved to have couch time....Sometimes even hog the couch. She was "so cute" according to the boy.


We love you Ipsa!
We will miss you!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Q & A

What is your secret talent?
shrinking clothes in the laundry. the one think i CANT fail at!

What is your secret fetish?
"secret fetish" is socks (but i think everyone knows) i cant pass up a fantastic pair of knee highs

What is your biggest issue right this second?
I have tons to do right now and im so worn out from the morning i cant push myself to get it done!!

What does your week look like?
tonight: dinner and cleaning
tomorrow: late night with the girls
wed: work and sister bonding
thurs: cleaning and more cleaning
fri: yup cleaning
sat: having some friends over. I promise you there SIX kids are going to trash my house!!!
sun: after party clean up

Something weird I did today:
I clipped my nails while making copies at work!

Something funny:
We got our garden ready this weekend. The area was like eight feet by twelve. I was clearing it out. You know raking it and stuff. Came across like eight or nine little baby pine trees. the boy insisted on saving them! so i have a planter of like four pine trees in my house! the rest our planted by the other trees out back.

Super power:
I can only tell you that it involves a straw, cherry coke, and extreme balance.

Your turn!!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Explosion

1(one) Mr. Wonderful + 2 (two) hard-boiled eggs + 1 (one) microwave on cook for two minutes=

Yup. Explosion. Each one set apart by thirty seconds. Followed by Mr. Wonderful jumping three feet in the air because of the explosion.....

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Backwards

drinking coke for breakfast
staying out late
brown eyes
that smile
your laugh
uh-oh
so scared
denial
safe only with you
pillows: at least 4 
my teddy bear
doctor visit
the glow of the monitor
the quiet. then...
bump, bump. bump, bump.
and then
bump,bump, bump, bump. bump, bump, bump, bump.
the sound that changed my life. 
clutching my hand
tears. silence. 
dont cry. oh, please dont look at me. dont see me cry.
the best hug ever. 
four hours
cant breath 
why are you touching me?
brown hair
your eyes. 
"you are so worth it"
 eat. sleep. work. 
quiet.
that smile.
all that hair. 
peanut toes. 
late night tv
cozy
crying
cuteness
stinky
fast, strong, messy
giggles
walks
grandpas house
late night snuggles
grass up your nose
more giggles
"what are you doing?"
riding a bike
spaghetti
grapes
bedtime stories
good friends
love
more love
late nights
scraping by
exhausted
your smiling face
learning
falling
fustration
well get through this-together
hugs
more hugs
sillyness
one more time
happiness
forgiveness
memories
where we are now
closer
stronger
family

teenager>to mom>to woman. 
i did it backwards. but i still got there. 

love got me there

Monday, September 26, 2011

My Saturday Escape

So I escaped on Saturday. Just for the day though. Im back now. Ive just been in hiding!!
BUT. I have some pictures for you!!! Based on my pictures can you guess where I went?
A Light. 


A Lift Bridge. (totally not as cool as a draw bridge)

A lake. Which Lake? (the largest lake in the WORLD!!)

Lake Shore.

Mr. Wonderful. Cleaning up the lake shore.

A REAL lighthouse

Me. Doing what I do best

A deer crossing the road.

Bee.Camouflaged.

The WHOLE lake. (WHOA)

The Beach.

Behind the Beach....

...we discovered a waterfall!
Famous Lighthouse.
So did you figure it out? 
If not here are a few more details that will help:

*We only drove a little over 300 miles to get there and back
*The lake is the largest freshwater lake in the world
*We went Aggott hunting
*We drove the famous scenic hwy 61
*We stopped at the famous Betty's for PIE

Monday, September 19, 2011

Happy Monday!!!

Hello My Peeps!!!

If my weekend would have been a series of movies these are the titles that would have been playing:

"The View From My Dashboard"
"HOLY BEEF"
"QUIET!!!"
"Clean, Scrub, and Vaccum"
"What Happened Last Night?"
"Coffee. Underground Addiction"
"Married. With Child."
"The Day I Went Crazy"
"Breaking Point."
"Smelly Dog"
"Forget Everything You Thought You Knew About BOYS!!"
"It Only Looks Easy"
"Another Day, Another Toilet"
"Sweat Pants, Please"
"Wrong Gear!!"
"Look Who's Talking, Again"
"Loud AND Annoying"
"Look What I Made!!"
"Dreaming of Bedtime"
"Look Who's Yelling Again!"
"Staying Up Late"

What movies would describe your weekend?

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Three Words...

...that describe me:

*energetic
*funky
*loving

What three words describe you?

Monday, September 12, 2011

Remnants...

a clay sculpture of a slug crumbling apart.....
clean dishes on the counter....
fresh baked bread....
a stack of animated dvds....
a pile of blankets to wash.....
dog hair....
floor space....
echoes in my head....
the faint sound of i love you....
hugs....
the sound of clattering down the street....
laughter....
grilled sweet corn....
the sound of my disk going through the chains as I miss....
great friends....
a movie in the dark with people ive never met...
antsy dog...
staying up too late....
tired eyes...
coffee...
the smell of charcoal....
falling asleep to the sound of crickets....

....of a great weekend. 

What remnants do you have from your weekend?

Monday, August 29, 2011

Prepare!!!

FOR MY PEEPS: NEW SERVICE YEAR CHECKLIST:

New funky socks-check!
New fuzzy warm coat-not yet!
Sturdy Bookbag-check!
New goals for the year-working on it!
Rested up-check!
Zealously pumped-check!
Positive attitude-check!
Monthly Fun day schedule-check! What? you didnt get yours!!!???

Dont worry you'll get it  


;)

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Flashback:

Ah yesterday i went down memory lane and it triggered a domino effect of flashbacks. Here's some of what i remember:

 *When i was little my biggest hero was: MY DAD. He was so cool. They way he drove his car was cool. The way he cooked out of the cookbook was cool. The way he dressed was cool. The boots he wore to work were cool. My dad could do know wrong. He could fix anything and do anything.
*Runner up was: MY BIG SISTER. She was awesome. We could ride our big wheels for ours. or play barbies for hours. She was MY big sister. We did everything together...until she took my stuff!!!!
*I had the COOLEST barbie mansion!!! It had lights and beds and a fireplace and a TV!! barbie and me LIVED it UP!!
*the biggest decision i faced was if i was gonna ride my big wheel or my bike.
*playing cars in the dirt was AWESOME!!!! I could drift back then. Into a parking spot. Going super fast.
*tire swings were my first choice at the park
*We had the best sledding hill in the back yard.
*We rollerbladed. in our basement.
*i LOVED doing stuff to irritate my sister. After she moved down to the basement. It was the only way she noticed me!!!!
*I had the coolest snap bracelet. Snap bracelets were cool.


Those are the biggest highlights of my childhood!!! Life was good back then!!! What do you remember about being a kid?


Friday, July 8, 2011

Ode to Jaz!

The focus of this entry is to hightlight some of my little sisters 
favorite quotes from a few of our favorite twilight zone episodes
(its all for you jaz!)

Now im not going to explain what happens in the episodes if
you wanna know your going to have to watch it!

What i am going to do is highlight our favorite parts! 
You either love it or hate it. 
Your call but it doesnt matter because this is for Jaz. 

 "Five Characters in Search of an Exit." 

The Clown
The Clown: [of the Major] Very active chap. Quite a function. Compulsive worker.
The Major: [still tapping the wall] You a big-time psychologist, huh?
The Clown: I'm a clown. It's neither here, there, nor anyplace... I could be a certified public accountant, a financier, a left-handed pitcher who throws only curves... What difference does it make?
[singing to the tune of "Awld Lang Syne" while the Major pounds the wall]
The Clown: We're here, because we're here, because we're h -
[breaks off as the Major turns to stare at him, then brokenly starts up again as he resumes hammering]
The Clown: Because - we're - here...

 "Time Enough to Last"

 Henry Bemis

Henry Bemis: And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there's time now... there's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There's time enough at last.
[goes to pick up a book, but in doing so his glasses fall off and break. He slowly raises his glasses to his face, seeing they are completely broken]
Henry Bemis: That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed...

"Eye of the Beholder" 

Nurse One: You ever see her face? Patient 307?
Nurse Two: Indeed I have. If it was mine, I'd bury myself in a grave somewhere.

Janet Tyler: Mr. Smith?
Walter Smith: Yes?
Janet Tyler: Why do we have to look like this?
Walter Smith: I don't know, Miss Tyler. I really don't know. But you know something? It doesn't matter. There's an old saying. A very, very old saying. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Come on now. We'll get your things and we'll leave.

"The Masks"
(my personal favorite)

Emily Harper: [of the Mardi Gras masks he's presented them with] Father, you don't mean - we have to WEAR these ugly things...?
Jason Foster: Only for a few hours. Only 'til the unmasking at midnight.
Paula Harper: Well, I won't wear mine.
Wilfred Harper, Jr.: Me neither; it's stupid.
Wilfred Harper: Well, Father, it seems we're somewhat at odds here.
Jason Foster: Not really, Wilfred. You all came here for one purpose: to watch me go and cry "Bon voyage". To put coins on my closed eyes and with your free hands start grabbing things from my shelves.
Emily Harper: Father, that's cruel.
Jason Foster: That's truth. You've come to reap everything I've sown, to collect everything I've built. Well, I shall not disappoint you. Everything is yours. Everything is prepared, the will isi made; the four of you inherit everything I own. Everything... money, house, property holding, stocks, bonds, everything.
Wilfred Harper: Father, you're breaking our *hearts*.
Jason Foster: Well, that's the most touching thing you ever dredged up by way of conversation, Wilfred... But, I must include this adenda, this small proviso: you shall wear your masks until midnight. If any one of you should take them off, from my estate you shall each receive train-fare back to Boston and *that's it*!
Wilfred Harper: Well, we won't be spoilsports. If this is your pleasure, Father, we'll indulge you!
[slowly, they all don the masks]

Jason Foster: [dying] ... It's what you've all been waiting for, I believe. Now you can dig deep in the treasury.
Emily Harper: Are you feeling - weaker, Father?
Jason Foster: At last... a note of hope in your voice, Emily?
Emily Harper: Father, why must you always say such miserable, cruel things to me?
Wilfred Harper: I quite agree, Father!
Jason Foster: Why indeed, Emily, because you're cruel and miserable people! Because none of you *respond* to love. Emily responds only to what her petty hungers dictate. Wilfred responds only to things that have weight and bulk and value! He FEELS books, he doesn't read them! He APPRAISES paintings, he doesn't seek out their truth or their beauty! And Paula there lives in a mirror; the world is nothing more to her than a reflection of herself. And her brother... Humanity to him is a small animal, caught in a trap, to be tormented! His pleasure is the giving of pain, and from this he receives the same sense of fulfillment most human beings get from a kiss or an embrace! You're CARICATURES, ALL of you! Without your masks, you're CARICATURES!
That last one jaz hasnt seen yet...but there is still time!!! 

We need more quotes anyways!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Opposite

So im right handed. What about you? But do we favor the hand we right with? I am leaning towards:YES!!! there are so many things i can do with my right hand but i cant do with my left had....even if my life depended on it!!! Think im crazy? Well im not let me show you:

With my right hand i can:
-write (of course)
-drink out of a cup
-comb my hair
-apply mascara
-shift gears
-answer the phone
-spread peanut butter on my toast
-use a pair of scissors
-tie my shoes
-put my shoes on
-open a door
-put a straw in my cup
-point
-stir stuff while cooking
Those are just a few things that i do everyday....not counting those few things i dont even realize i do everyday....now check out the thinks i can do with my left hand:
-write my name:backwards
-roll my car windows down.
-give a thumbs up

thats about it... my left had assists my right hand to do stuff like push in a chair and type....but otherwise it just hangs there. it cant do anything on its own!!!!! RIDICULOUS!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Time Lapse

Its almost the end of JUNE!!! For REALZ!!!! The time is just flying by!!! Before its September lets get a breakdown of our summer activities!!! For extra fun we are going to break it down in time segments!!! 

To Do List:

*before end of day:
-go grocery shopping!!!

*before end of week:
-get some sleep
-make pina coladas

*before end of month:
-enjoy a perfect summer sunset
-go for a stroll in my new neighborhood
-frisbee golf

*before end of summer:
-get to the beach
-slim tummy
-nice tan!!
-canoeing
-party at my house
-get caught up on my scrapbook

Well thats a good breakdown for me....dont want it to be too overwhelming where i cant accomplish anything!!! So what do have to do before the end of the week?

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

HOT!!! HOT!! HOT!!!


Hey kids i hope your keeping cool!

Its 101 degrees on my side of the tracks here!!!! Pretty crazy stuff!!! Global warming right? Yea right. In Minnesota we call it SUMMER!! BOO-YA!!! So we are chilling in our slightly air conditioned home.  What are you doing to stay cool today? Have you run out of ideas? Well fear not my peeps! I am here to SAVE you!!!! I have a few COOL (literally) ideas to keep you busy!

1. Make homemade Popsicles
2. Build an indoor fort
3. Make JELL-O
4. Try Iced Coffee for the FIRST time EVER!!! (or pretend its your first time!)
5. Watch cartoons!!!
6. Eat a WHOLE watermelon. By yourself. Better yet race someone!
7. Make some homemade ice tea
8. Rollerblade in the basement
9. Take random pictures. Print them off and place them around your house. Invite your friends to your "gallery"
10. Play Lego's.
11. Freeze your husbands (or sister, mom, dad, brother) toothbrush in a bottle of water. (yes. yes i did)
12. Have a tetris marathon. How long can you go?
13. See how many gummy bears can you put in your mouth at once
14. Make play-doh
15. Follow someone around the house very closely. And when they ask what you want sigh heavily and say "nuthin"
16. Finger paint
17. Scream really loud. Go ahead. Right now. Do it. Do IT!!
18. Style your hair like you were four.
19. Go play with the pots and pans like you did when you were a kid. Yup. On the kitchen floor with that wooden spoon. And be obnoxious. Thats right. And when someone comes and says "what in the name of your great aunt sally are you doing?" Respond: "Arent I cute? Take my picture."
20. Make koolaid ice cubes and put them in your favorite soda. Drink up!!

That should keep you busy until sundown!! Have fun!!!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Perfect Snack!

Well the sun is out and shining. The breeze is blowing. The birds are tweeting. And im stuck at work. YUCK!!! BUT im not complaining. Really im not! (im not) I have windows in front of me and also to my right. So i can see right outside into the sunshine and see the nice green trees and the pretty blues skies. And i was thinking to myself this is perfect snack weather!!! thats right i never miss an opportunity to eat something!! ha ha. But what is the perfect snack for a moment like this when i can space out into the world outside...? Well i have it here. I do. Its yummy and delicious and wonderful. What is it do you ask? The one and only childhood snack you can never grow out of: 
ANTS ON A LOG!!! 



Thats right!!! I made some this morning and brought them to work and it is the absolute most perfect thing to a day like this. 

So perhaps you need a pick me up. Then you are in luck my friend. All you need is your perfect spot to sit with a little sunshine...a good view and celery pb and raisins. Whip it up and enjoy!!! 

Friday, May 6, 2011

Get Ready!

Hey Kids!!

Are you ready? Well you better get ready because its coming and its coming fast!!!The weather is warming up. We will have a bit more rain....oh stop your whining!! You'vewaited this long whats two more weeks? i said STOP WHINING!!!! jeez...any WHOGet ready (that means you have to stop whining, there is no whining in summer or spring oranywhere over here by me....go over there) because its warming up super duper fast.The birdsare out at FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! and they sing and sing AND SING AND SING AND so you HAVE TO GET UP!!!! and the flowers are blooming....except for mine because i dont have any. Why? i dont wanna talk about it. (jeez your all in my business...didnt i tell you to go over there?!) Things are GREEN. Like the grass and the trees have leaves. Did i spell that right?) cute little baby leaves they are just so darling (why are you back over here?) in my bubble for real 
Nothing is cuter than baby leaves. And the sun is out!!! OUT!! REAL LIVE SUNSHINE!!! I like sunshine. Well i like sunshine in mid june because then im not allergic to it. THHHATTTS right. im allergic to the SUN. no i dont MELT! (what is the matter with you today?) Just for a short period of time it makes me ITCHY!!!
Thats right just imagine little itchy bumps all up and down your arms ooo yea can you feel it? Yea ITCHY!!! But your itchy cause its in your head. It happens to me FOR REAL. For TWO MONTHS!!! how bout that? WOO!!!! (did you just call me crazy?) (at least i wasnt crying! :P) So there!!! 

ANY WAY....the signs are all there.... holy cow why is my font so big??!!!  ok there we go. the signs are all there spring is coming. The birds (dear GOD why did you mention the birds again!!????)))) are singing (and they never STOP) and the baby leaves are out (they are so cute!!) and the dogs are frolicking ( eeww) and the invites are coming in. You know the ones. The ITS SUMMER COME OVER AND EAT MY FOOD AND DO OTHER STUFF invitations. 

So you have two weeks (to stop your whining) and RSVP to all your invites (but you cant go if your gonna cry) and go say hello to the cute leaves (hello you cutzy wootzy ity bitty cute weevesss....) because in two weeks they will be all grown up (and youll cry because you miss them) and get up early because the birds WONT STOP SINGING!!! And youll have no excuse why you werent ready because i warned you so  BE READY!!!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Buuurrrrrrr!


Holy Cow Kids!!! It sure is cold out there!!! We are just itching for spring but believe it or not we are jumping the gun!!!! Here are some tid bits i found: 

-Last year our last recorded snowfall was MAY 8th

-Average Temperature for MAY is 47 degrees.

So just CHILL!!!! Literally!!! Spring will be here.....eventually.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Interesting....

 

So you need to get a gift right? Say..for one of your girls friends, or wife, or sister, maybe your mom but you have no idea what to get this special lady who means so much to you. Well, you can just go to any website and type in "gift" hit the link that says "gifts for her" and you will find tons of gift ideas. BUT heres the kicker. According to the gift assortments....women only like to 1)Eat-chocolate and candy and 2) Cook. 

Yup. thats right thats all we do. So if you need a hobby and are tired of sitting around the house (because clearly we do nothing else) maybe you should eat some chocolate! or cook something for that special someone in your life because seriously what else do women do? 

Stereotyped!! Unbelievable!! 

So your mission is to break out of that little box! Break that stereotype they want us to be!!! So get your JEANS on and go stick it to the MAN!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Day In the Life of a Mom....

8:00 AM- Wake up
8-8:30- Get dressed, feed boy and dog. Clean up bathroom to access sink.
8:35- Leave to drop boy off at school. Tire Pressure light on. Tire Pressure is low. Again.
8:45- Drop boy off at school. Head to Gas Station.
8:50-9:00 Arrive at Gas station. Refuel. Move car to get free air. Adjust tire pressure. Find screw in my tire!!!
9:05- Head to Target
9:10-9:20 Arrive at Target. Pick up some girlie stuffs for lunch date.
9:30: Arrive at Royal Tire (Tire one) for tire repair.
9:30-10:45: Waiting for tire to be repaired
10:45: Tire repaired!!! Head home.
10:50: Arrive at back at home.
10:50-12:10: Shower, blow dry hair, curl hair, apply make-up, paint nails, get dressed and head to Minneapolis.
12:10-1:00: Drove to Minneapolis (Ramp B)
1:00-2:00: Enjoy Lunch with Mr. Wonderful at Fogo de Choa. (Fantastic!)
2:00-2:15:
2:15-2:35: Drove to Ridgedale Mall
2:35-3:00: Got some Jamba Juice
3:00-3:30: Drove Home to Pick up Boy
3:30-3:45: Picked Up Boy
3:45-5:30: Changed, cleaned two bathrooms, washed dishes, helped boy with homework.
5:30-5:45: Picked Up Dinner.
5:45-6:15: Cooked Dinner.
6:15-7:15: Ate Dinner. Cleaned up Dinner, Baked Cookies
7:15-7:30: Helped Boy get ready for bed, Put boy to bed.
7:30-9:45: Couch Time.
9:45-10:00: Bed Time.


And that's only Tuesday!!!

Monday, April 4, 2011

ITS HERE!!!

 ITS HERE! ITS HERE! ITS HERE!!!

SPRING IS FINALLY HERE!!!!! WOO!!! 
You know how i know????!!! Well besides the obvious, the
snow is gone, everything is soggy and wet, and its going to be rainy, and
fifty degrees all week. Besides ALL THAT.

This morning i saw:  WORMS!! LOTS AND LOTS OF WORMS!!!! 
That means the ground is unthawed!! 
That means no more snow!!!
I am so EXCITED!!!!


Saturday, April 2, 2011

Random-Ness!!!

 MMM....PIZZA
 IS THERE ANYTHING SOFTER THEN BABIES
HAIR....
 
 AAHHH....THERE WE ARE!
 STRANGE AND UNUSUAL

 LOOK A ROCK ON A CHAIR.....
 CUPCAKES!!!

 MY LIFE IN RUINS!

 FIRE! 

 BEST DRINK ON EARTH

 WHEN DO WE MOVE IN?

 OOOL...WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

 A GIRAFFE! IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!! 

 RAWR!

 YUP!

 A-HOY MAYTIE!

 KING KONG!

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Friday, March 18, 2011

Happy Friday!!

Hey Ya"ll

Just wanted you all to have a happy friday. I feel like i havent seen any of you in forever!! We got hit with another wave of contagious diseases! Thats what we get for thinking the worst was behind us just because feb was over!! Were gonna make a HUGE comback though you just wait!!! We will be the heathiest, strongest, fasted kids you've ever seen!!! WAHAHA!! Lookie me go!!!

And because of our lack of time together this past week I have created a QUIZ! i know! awesome right? This is my weird way with a twist of us catching up on the past week!

1) Who got sick first?
a) the boy
b) mr. wonderful
c) me

2) Who got who sick next?
a) mr. wonderful got the boy sick
b) the boy got me sick
c) i got mr wonderful sick

3) Who was up all night with what?
a) mr. wonderful was up all night with the dog who was barking
b) i was up all night with mr wonderful who was stuffed up
c) i was up all night with the boy who couldnt breath because of a serious cough

4) Which night was the worst?
a) sunday
b) tuesday
c) monday

5) How many times have we been to the doctors in the past week?
a) four
b) two
c) none

6) What came first?
a) strep throat then flu
b) cold then pneumonia
c) bronchitis then ear infection

7) How many days of school did the boy miss this week?
a) one
b) two
c) four

8) Where are we now?
a) Minnesota
b) Colorado
c) Wisconsin

9) What are we doing there?
a) nothing
b) vacationing
c) garage sale

10) How many stops did we make on the way?
a) 15
b) 4
c) 35

11) Famous line spoken on the way there?
a) Are we there yet?
b) When will we be there?
c) Why arent we there yet?

12) Did we get there early or late?

13) What time did we arrive?
a) 7:00 pm
b) 3:00 pm
c) 5:00pm

14) How long did we sit in the car until our host arrived?
a) two hours
b) four hours
c) one hours

15) Thursday night I woke up what?
a) startled by a loud banging
b) unable to breath
c) shivering

Bonus Questions!

1) What did we bring that you would normal leave at home?
a) our dog
b) medicine cabinet
c) kitchen sink

2) How many miles are we from home?
a) 12
b) 789
c) 291

3) Who is our host?
a) my father
b) mother in law
c) my sister

4) How many bars of phone service do we get here?
a) all 5
b) 3
c) none

5) How many boxes of tissues have I gone through since we left home?
a) 5
b) 0
c) 2+

Scoring:
4 or more: Did you even try?
7 or more: Thats using your noodle!
14 or more: You are AWESOME!!!!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Think SPRING!!!


Its the second week in March. And it keeps snowing!!!
Tired of being cold? Sick of putting layer after layers of clothes on to go outside?
Are you done with that runny nose? Have you used enough hand sanitizer today?
Are your hands as dry as leather?

Well me TOO! Winter has dragged on LONG enough I have HAD IT! So.....


LETS THINK SPRING FRIENDS!!!



Think of the melting snow
......



Trees budding...
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The flowers that will soon be in bloom....



Aaahhhhh isn't that better?