Just a little friday fun for you!
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Friday, May 25, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
VS.
Wow! Where have i been huh?
the lame version? WORK....
the awesome version? i was exploring numerical equations in multiple forms!
Yea thats right!!!
But i got bored with that. So im back. B A C K ! ! !
I made something for you. Bet you feel special. (your so vain) :P
This is for those of you who think that a pet is your best alternative, alternative to what? well to KIDS!!!
You think your so great with your PET. Because your PET lets you leave them at home alone, sleep in your own bed, and only needs mild amounts of attention, well guess what?! YOUR WRONG!!!
W R O N G ! ! !
so wrong.
how do i know this? because i have both. (nobody warned me. arent you glad you have me to warn you?) I have the PET(S) and have had a few in my many years AND i have the CHILD. and i have come to discover that they are not much different. They both require certain amount of care for different things. But the bottom line is this:
They will drive you insane.
And touch your stuff
and ruin it.
oh, Yes. Yes, they will.
They cuteness fades away. They eat all your food. Make you spend money. And then THEN (here comes the worst part of it) they make you LOVE THEM.
L O V E T H E M ! ! !
How DARE THEY!!!!!
Its an attachment for life. Don't do it. Just don't.
If your still not convinced, dont worry. I have a chart! thats right a CHART!
I decided to go with something small. Because naturally as humans we think the smaller something is the less we will have to take care of it. (Because apparently the size of something is the defining factor in amount of care needed)
So before you make any drastic decisions, consult this chart first:
So if your not into hamsters change it with the animal of your choice. It still works the same. Now i didnt put the amount of money to be spent or the amount of food they will waste or how insane you will go within a certain period of time.
I figure if the chart doesnt convince you, you'll find out soon enough.
and i will be right here waiting for you to help you to deal with your lack of sleep and insanity.
and of course to tell you "I told you so"
the lame version? WORK....
the awesome version? i was exploring numerical equations in multiple forms!
Yea thats right!!!
But i got bored with that. So im back. B A C K ! ! !
I made something for you. Bet you feel special. (your so vain) :P
This is for those of you who think that a pet is your best alternative, alternative to what? well to KIDS!!!
You think your so great with your PET. Because your PET lets you leave them at home alone, sleep in your own bed, and only needs mild amounts of attention, well guess what?! YOUR WRONG!!!
W R O N G ! ! !
so wrong.
how do i know this? because i have both. (nobody warned me. arent you glad you have me to warn you?) I have the PET(S) and have had a few in my many years AND i have the CHILD. and i have come to discover that they are not much different. They both require certain amount of care for different things. But the bottom line is this:
They will drive you insane.
And touch your stuff
and ruin it.
oh, Yes. Yes, they will.
They cuteness fades away. They eat all your food. Make you spend money. And then THEN (here comes the worst part of it) they make you LOVE THEM.
L O V E T H E M ! ! !
How DARE THEY!!!!!
Its an attachment for life. Don't do it. Just don't.
If your still not convinced, dont worry. I have a chart! thats right a CHART!
I decided to go with something small. Because naturally as humans we think the smaller something is the less we will have to take care of it. (Because apparently the size of something is the defining factor in amount of care needed)
So before you make any drastic decisions, consult this chart first:
So if your not into hamsters change it with the animal of your choice. It still works the same. Now i didnt put the amount of money to be spent or the amount of food they will waste or how insane you will go within a certain period of time.
I figure if the chart doesnt convince you, you'll find out soon enough.
and i will be right here waiting for you to help you to deal with your lack of sleep and insanity.
and of course to tell you "I told you so"
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