The world wide interweb is a buzzin' with the topic of the new year.
what you can do for the new year, what resolutions you should have, how to shed those pounds, all sorts of re-DONK-u-lu-NESS!!!!
it may be a new year, but its also a new month (Hey january! what IS UP?!) just like last month,
a new day just like yesterday was. (poor monday never had a good reputation.....)
Tomorrow your still gonna put the same shoes on you had LAST year (which is this year right now) clothes too. I bet your even gonna get in that car your had LAST year and drive it around....
(HOW DARE YOU!!!)
Everything is
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW year!
New YOU!!!
Its a procrastinators dream!!!!!
(you know who you are!)
its a way to attempt to make up for all those things you SHOULD HAVE done ALL year LAST year.....
ya'll trying to feel better bout your selves......
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!
(you knew that though..didnt you?)
Well.
This is for you.
All you procrastinators.
its straight up. (just the way we like it round here)
BUT
(wow, thats a big but! :P )
you will have accomplished all the things you ever wanted.
never to have to have a NEW ME goal. just cause theres this calender thing.....
you might even start to enjoy January again.....(thats the month after december...ya'll seem to forget)
(THIS IS FOR YOU JANUARY!!!)
(little shout out there...sorry....)
I wont make you wait any longer....the moment you waited for all year:
GET IT DONE AND OVER WITH ALREADY:
For those "looking for love":
stop looking. you look desperate.
For those "wanting to get organized in 2014":
stop being gross and clean up after yourself.
everyday.
For those "looking to hit the snooze button less":
Go to bed before midnight. Be an adult.
For those "looking to save money":
stop spending all your money on things you dont need "just cause its on sale".
dont go to the store to "look"
say no to yourself. you can handle it.
For those "looking to lose weight":
Stop eating everything just cause you can.
Have some self control.
Make healthy eating choices. EVERYDAY.
For those "looking to get to the gym more often":
aint no body got time for that!
save your money.
Go for a walk.
Thats also exercise. and FREE.
For those "looking to improve ones inner-self":
(this one kills me)
stop being a jerk.
stop saying you dont care, when clearly you do.
and be patient. that will improve your attitude 98%!
For those "looking to bury the hatchet":
stop dwelling on things that happened
FOR.
EVER.
AGO.
boom.
hatchet buried.
For those "looking for a fresh start" :
you can do that any day of the week.
but maybe you should be more specific.
what do you mean "fresh start"?
"Fresh start" usually means starting ALL OVER some where else.
are you gonna do that?
having a "fresh start" actually takes some planning...
its not something you can suddenly do because 2013 was holding you back!
Well, there you go.
You got it all accomplished, and it took less than five minutes.
Did i miss any?
Leave yours in the comment section!!!