Today we are going to go back to a time when we were all fascinated with:
DINOSAURS!!
Remember those days?
Yea. Crazy we wuz!!!
But anywho. this post is WAY past due.
EEEKKK!!
(dont tell nobody!!! Its our little secret)
Thats what happens when you are busy goin back to the future
and scoping out cute guys!! ;)
BUT seriously.
These movies are FILLED with DO's and DON'ts to help you survive a dinosaur apocalypse...just in case you ever find yourself face to face with scientifically engineered dinosaurs.
(hey. it could happen)
So without further ado:
THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE
SURVIVAL MANUAL
(DUN! DUN! DUN!)
1. If it starts to rain DO seek shelter: IMMEDIATELY!!
Otherwise you're just a sitting duck!
2. DO stay on guard
Someone is always watching.....
3. DON'T go out after dark.
That is when the dinosaurs are the hungriest!
4. DON'T draw attention to yourself.
Dinosaurs run WAY faster than us.
5. DO HOLD STILL and shut your flashlight off.
No need to see in the dark anyway...
6. DON'T wait to use the bathroom.
because...thats why.
7. DO wear a hat. Your gonna need it....
cause....it will rain. like it does when the world ends....
BONUS: People seem to listen to you because your wearing a hat!
(not to mention how smart you'll look too!)
8. DON'T rely on the electricity.
Thats what the dinosaurs want you to do....
9. DON'T hang out with those who
genetically engineer giant meat eating creatures....
THIS:
EQUALS
2. DO stay on guard
3. DON'T go out after dark.
4. DON'T draw attention to yourself.
5. DO HOLD STILL and shut your flashlight off.
6. DON'T wait to use the bathroom.
7. DO wear a hat. Your gonna need it....
(not to mention how smart you'll look too!)
8. DON'T rely on the electricity.
9. DON'T hang out with those who
genetically engineer giant meat eating creatures....
THIS:
EQUALS
THIS.
They want to eat you. Don't lie to yourself.
10. DON'T worry about how your dressed....
...you'll get nasty...
...wet and full of mud.....
...and no one will notice what your wearing anyways.
AND FINALLY
THE NUMBER ONE RULE TO SURVIVING
THE DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE:
RUN
AS
FAST
AS
YOU
CAN!
You are sure to survive if you follow these few guidelines!!!
HAVE A HAPPY DINOSAUR APOCALYPSE!