Forget It

Im all Juned out. Sorry friends.
A few things have been missing this month....

....sunshine

....BBQ every night of the week

....downtime

....beach time

.....golden tan

.....being outside

.....minimum amount of rain

maybe July will be better....

CRAP-TASTIC

If there was one word to sum up today this would be it: CRAP-TASTIC. Why?

First off, its June and nearly the end of June and the weather is cloudy windy and of course rainy. yay summer! NOT! I have the same tan i had in december! COME ON!! This is getting ridiculous. I am looking forward to winter because of this weather....seriously its like one hop skip and jump to the left and were there....
Second, cramps.Yup lovely cramps. all up and down my legs. Super Fun. oh ya stretch my legs, go for a walk. Bla, bla, bla. it wont work ive tried. leave me alone.
Third, here you are trying to tell me what to do! Really are you serious?!! Today is not the day-thank you very much.
Fourth, Im tired. Why ? dunno maybe its these CRAMPS sucking all my energy! Because its like a miracle i can walk with how tense my legs are....
The Fifth and final reason, if your still reading this, because my house is a mess. So after im done here at work today i get to go home and sort the mess out at home. There is laundry to be folded and put away, bedding to be washed, dinner to be make, dishes to be done, assortment of random bags from everyone's out and about-ness this weekend, litter box to be cleaned, flowers to be watered, lawn to be mowed, dinner to be eaten, vaccuming to be done, kids to bathe, and sleep to be had. YAY for me!!

So ya i m pretty sure today is DEFIANTLY CRAP-TASTIC!!!

Hello Weekend!

Greeting Friends!

The weekend is nearly upon us! i know most of you have a oober fun filled busy weekend...as do i. But mostly we will be together! YAY! I am super excited about our BBQ BEACH PARTY!!! I am only aware of a handful of people that are coming...so i hope there is enough food!!! EEEK!!! well im sure because of the great friends we all are everybody will have there own snacks and what have you. Either way i have hot dogs and brats to go around!!! woo!!! Will 42 be enough? we will see!!! The excitement of the weekend is upon me i cant wait!!!

See You Soon!!!

More Rain...!

Its unbelievable! It has been raining for over five days! No really! Its ridiculous! Well I can't stand it! So we are going to embrace the rain today. I have composed a list of things we can do IN the rain. Here goes:

1. Dance: Recreate your favorite moves with extra emphasis thanks to the rain
   
2. Play Tag: Gather up your neighborhood friends and enjoy the classic childhood game of tag! NOT IT!
   
3. Water Polo: No Pool Required.
   
4. Water Slide: All you need is a few garbage bags and a bucket to get things started.
   
5. Splashing in puddles: Instant Classic.
   
6. Driving in Puddles: Get the big ones and see how big of a splash you can make.
   
7. Walk your dog: See who gets wetter.
   
8. Make mud pies: The bigger the better!
   
9. Play baseball: Pick a nice soppy field for best results.
   
10. Ride your bike: Hit all the streams and puddles at top speed.
    
11. Go worm hunting: Be careful their slick little buggers!
    
12. Color yourselves: Get suited up and grab the outdoor chalk.
    
13. Create an obstacle course: Use beach balls, baseballs bats, and other outdoor materials.
    
14. Create a water park: Turn on the sprinkler and make it extra awesome.
    
15. Camp out: Set up the tent and enjoy the outdoors and soothing rain without getting wet.
    
16. Play Watermelon Football: Set up the goals and grab a watermelon. Game is over when everyone is too exhausted or the watermelon cracks!
    
17. Make a Mud Castle: No castle is complete with out a moat, bridge, and fortress tower.
    
18. Grab your special someone and create your own dramatic kissing scene.
    
19. Jump Rope: Do it in a puddle!
    
20. Go Fishing: Should be easy since you've already went worm hunting.
    
21. Blow some bubbles: No sticky mess!
    
22. Have a water balloon fight: Make sure you get those trying NOT to get wet!!
    
23. Make a muddy construction sight: Get out the matchbox cars and your little brother and show em how they do it downtown!
    
24. Drive with your windows down: Wave to everyone you pass by!
    
25. Collect Frogs: Are you up for the challenge of getting the slippery, slimy, smelling things?

That should be plenty to keep you busy and keep you in high spirits. Tell me which ones you and yours found the most entertaining.
Have fun!

Ode To Cuteness!

Your cute and adorable,
with your fluff all over the place.
Trying to act all grown up,
but you've got food all over your face!

You waddle when you walk,
but its cute!
Looking to see who's watching,
you show off your strut!

Your eyes finally find mine.
You waddle my way.
Finally we meet, but I feel like
we've been hanging out all day!!

Your so cute when
you shake out your fluff!
Waddling around by me
looking so tough!

Were always together now,
you and me.
Lazy days of summer,
just me and my little ducky.