Its true friends. December is the new February!!!
Need confirmation? Look no further!!!!
Reason No. 1) Its bitterly cold. It has been under 20 degrees more days in a row than i can count! it has also dropped below zero as well at that usually doesnt happen until Jan!!! its insane. Have you felt that bitterly cold wind! YIKES!!! gets right under your coat!! its EVIL!!! you go outside and BAM cold breeze in your face, bitter cold on your nose, and cold air shooting up your coat! Hello February! oh wait its only December! Just Great!!
Reason No. 2) SNOW SNOW SNOW!!! Its a winter wonderland out there!! its totally awesome!!! we have had TWO winter storm warnings/advisories this month alone....insane!! We dont even get a GLIMPS of snow until the end of January!! Break out the sleds spring is on the way! oh wait its only December!
Reason No. 3) Everyone you know is sick. Yup your ma, pa, sister, cousin, brother, kid, friends, and even the dog is sneezing! Your pumping yourself full of Vitamin C and washing your hands every three minutes. Its inevitable-YOUR NEXT! and there it is the throat scraping sneeze! Hooray for February! oh wait its only December!
Reason No. 4) Your bunkering down until spring. You've had it! Forget cold winds, below freezing temperatures, colds, viruses, the flu, shoveling and anything winter related! You've got your blanket your hot chocolate and you favorite movies collection! See you in a few months when spring is here! Oh wait its only December!!!
Reason No. 5) Your hating me at this very moment for reminding you....
....that its ONLY DECEMBER!!!!
Hang in there my little chickens!!!
Bring out the sweaters, blankets, and vitamin C and STAY WARM!!!
Need confirmation? Look no further!!!!
Reason No. 1) Its bitterly cold. It has been under 20 degrees more days in a row than i can count! it has also dropped below zero as well at that usually doesnt happen until Jan!!! its insane. Have you felt that bitterly cold wind! YIKES!!! gets right under your coat!! its EVIL!!! you go outside and BAM cold breeze in your face, bitter cold on your nose, and cold air shooting up your coat! Hello February! oh wait its only December! Just Great!!
Reason No. 2) SNOW SNOW SNOW!!! Its a winter wonderland out there!! its totally awesome!!! we have had TWO winter storm warnings/advisories this month alone....insane!! We dont even get a GLIMPS of snow until the end of January!! Break out the sleds spring is on the way! oh wait its only December!
Reason No. 3) Everyone you know is sick. Yup your ma, pa, sister, cousin, brother, kid, friends, and even the dog is sneezing! Your pumping yourself full of Vitamin C and washing your hands every three minutes. Its inevitable-YOUR NEXT! and there it is the throat scraping sneeze! Hooray for February! oh wait its only December!
Reason No. 4) Your bunkering down until spring. You've had it! Forget cold winds, below freezing temperatures, colds, viruses, the flu, shoveling and anything winter related! You've got your blanket your hot chocolate and you favorite movies collection! See you in a few months when spring is here! Oh wait its only December!!!
Reason No. 5) Your hating me at this very moment for reminding you....
....that its ONLY DECEMBER!!!!
Hang in there my little chickens!!!
Bring out the sweaters, blankets, and vitamin C and STAY WARM!!!
I hate you.
ReplyDeletePsh...it's just winter. In Minneosta. Man up, already!
ReplyDeleteYou actually have me believing that it really is February!
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