Where's Wall-E?

 Just a little friday fun for you!

Enjoy!

Can you find him? Hes in there!!!

VS.

Wow! Where have i been huh?
the lame version? WORK....
the awesome version? i was exploring numerical equations in multiple forms!

Yea thats right!!!

But i got bored with that. So im back. B A C K ! ! ! 

I made something for you. Bet you feel special. (your so vain) :P

This is for those of you who think that a pet is your best alternative, alternative to what? well to KIDS!!!

You think your so great with your PET. Because your PET lets you leave them at home alone, sleep in your own bed, and only needs mild amounts of attention, well guess what?! YOUR WRONG!!!

W R O N G ! ! ! 

so wrong.

how do i know this? because i have both. (nobody warned me. arent you glad you have me to warn you?) I have the PET(S) and have had a few in my many years AND i have the CHILD. and i have come to discover that they are not much different. They both require certain amount of care for different things. But the bottom line is this:

They will drive you insane.

And touch your stuff

and ruin it.

oh, Yes. Yes, they will.

They cuteness fades away. They eat all your food. Make you spend money. And then THEN (here comes the worst part of it) they make you LOVE THEM. 

L O V E T H E M ! ! ! 

How DARE THEY!!!!! 

Its an attachment for life. Don't do it. Just don't.

If your still not convinced, dont worry. I have a chart! thats right a CHART!

I decided to go with something small. Because naturally as humans we think the smaller something is the less we will have to take care of it. (Because apparently the size of something is the defining factor in amount of care needed)

So before you make any drastic decisions, consult this chart first: 

So if your not into hamsters change it with the animal of your choice. It still works the same. Now i didnt put the amount of money to be spent or the amount of food they will waste or how insane you will go within a certain period of time.

 I figure if the chart doesnt convince you, you'll find out soon enough.

and i will be right here waiting for you to help you to deal with your lack of sleep and insanity.

and of course to tell you "I told you so"

Spring Firsts

Happy Friday my PEEPS!!!

I hope you are all having a wonderful pre-weekend buzz. (and i mean that in an excited jittery sort of way)

ANY-WHO....i have a spring/pre-spring first list for you!!! I know you as excited as me about spring so lets get it started! 

1. Trade in your winter boots for cute galoshes! The PUDDLES are coming!
2. Break out the gardening gear so we can plant some flowers!
3. Dust of the camera and replace the batteries so its ready for some spring pictures! 
4. Dig out your flower pots and clean em up. Try decorating them with a new coat of paint!!!
5. Go hang out at target in the patio section and perfect your patio mingling skills
6. Revamp you iPod, or CD collection for a set of bouncy spring jams!!!
7. Trade in your warm fuzzy socks for some bright funky spring colored ones!
8. Pop some Free z-ees in the freezer
9. Check out your sunglasses. Are they drab? boring? Trade em in for a newer fresher spring pair!
10. Try on all your sandals and flip flops to make sure they are ready for spring!
11. Switch all your sweaters for fun spring t-shirts! 
12. Swap out your trusty winter leather bag for a flirty spring one!
13. Get out your sidewalk chalk and practice perfecting your art
14. Test out the blender. Is it ready for smoothie making?
15. Practice skipping. Its not spring with out skipping.

Proof that spring has arrived: 

Arent they beautiful?

I love the brick in the background. It really shows how vibrant the colors are!

 Enjoy!

Confessions

Alright Peeps. I cant hold it in anymore. I have to confess!!!


1) Im prejudice against paperclips. Im sorry. I dont like the plastic ones or the plastic covered ones. Has to be straight up metal paper clip or its right to the trash.....

2) i would like more snow

3) my car smells like feet and i dont have time to clean it....

4) i may have gained the weight i worked so hard to lose last month

5) i dont want to be inside

6) im sick of having headaches

7) i want to go on vacation. permanently.

8) i am craving cottage cheese

9) seattle sounds REAL good right now

10) im ready for the weekend and its only Wednesday! 

Memories....

We lost a beloved family member this weekend.

He name was Fluffy. He didnt like his picture to be taken.

He was a couch and blanket hog.

 

He loved his kitty house.

 

He was playful, and sneaky. He ate my plants at night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was a huge pillar in our family. It will be hard to get along with out him. 

 

I can live without.....

Hey Peeps! 

Been a lot of learning going on over here. 

Food Wise!

Ive been eating healthier and WORKING OUT! 

(all the cool people are doing it)

Im going on my sixth week! 

(go ME!)

My goal is to be totally HOT by June.....

(hey no joke) 

Even though im  a pretty penny thus far...i little tweeking never hurt no one!

ANYWHO....

These past few weeks i have learned what types of foods I CAN and CANT live without.

and yes im willing to share!! 

I CAN LIVE WITHOUT: 

-fruit snacks

-pop

-donuts

-hot dogs (brats)

-candy

-cheese

-cookies

-brownies

-ice cream

-salt

-fried foods

-mcdonalds

-eating out

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT: 

-applesauce

-yogurt

-bananas

-broccoli

-baked potatoes

-toast

-peanut butter

-coffee

-bagels

-teddy grams

-milk

-ice tea

- fruit lots and lots of fruit

-pepper

-butter

No, Im not CRAZY! 

You have to keep in mind used to run on PURE SUGAR!!!

I still enjoy the occasional snack but im doing better to EAT real meals!!!

What can you live without?

 

 

How i feel.....

what more info? 

check out: 

 http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/fwi/fwi.aspx

QUIZ TIME!!!!

We are WAY past due for a quiz! 

So lets test your SKILLZ! 

1. What am i behind on this month? 

a. dishes

b. laundry

c. service time

d. all of the above

2. What has been my biggest hurdle the past three weeks?

a. being calm

b. keeping clean

c. not getting sick

d. not getting pulled over

3. What changed this month?

a. i moved

b. i paid off debt

c. i dont have a car

d. my work schedule

4. What tv series did i finally get to finish this weekend?

a. Glee

b. Flash Forward

c. Raising Hope

d. Castle

5. Where did i spend my weekend?

a. a hotel

b. at home

c. my room

d. all of the above

6. How caught up did i get on my scrapbooking?

a. all caught up

b. trip to seattle

c. zoo trip

d. duluth

7. What was the best part of my weekend?

a. quiet

b. own bathroom

c. warm and cozy

d. everything

8. What was lost this weekend?

a. hat

b. tooth

c. the dog

d. purse

9. How much cleaning did i do the past three days?

a. none

b. a little

c. just laundry

d. ALL OF IT!

10. What did I wear the most this weekend?

a. slippers

b. sweatshirt

c. nothing

d. skirt     

BONUS QUESTIONS: 

11. What movies did i watch?

a. Legally Blonde, Abducted, Mouse Hunt

b. Hackers, Monsters Under the Bed, Wedding Date

c. Walle, Count of Monte Kristo,  Along Came Polly

d. Bourne Identiy, Legally Blonde, Wimbledon

12. What happened on Friday?

a. flat tire

b. allergic reaction to cucumbers

c. test drove a car

d. broke my knee

13. What am I sick off?

a. cookies

b. little kids

c. dog hair

d. people

14. How many times did i work out this week?

a. six

b. eight

c. three

d. i didnt

15. How many extra points do you think this question is worth?

a. 5

b. 25

c. 8

d. all of em!

So how did you do?

Check your answers in the sidebar! 

 Scoring:
6 or Less: Did you fall asleep?
13 or Less: Way to GO!!
20 or more: Are you stalking me?