Opposite

So im right handed. What about you? But do we favor the hand we right with? I am leaning towards:YES!!! there are so many things i can do with my right hand but i cant do with my left had....even if my life depended on it!!! Think im crazy? Well im not let me show you:

With my right hand i can:
-write (of course)
-drink out of a cup
-comb my hair
-apply mascara
-shift gears
-answer the phone
-spread peanut butter on my toast
-use a pair of scissors
-tie my shoes
-put my shoes on
-open a door
-put a straw in my cup
-point
-stir stuff while cooking
Those are just a few things that i do everyday....not counting those few things i dont even realize i do everyday....now check out the thinks i can do with my left hand:
-write my name:backwards
-roll my car windows down.
-give a thumbs up

thats about it... my left had assists my right hand to do stuff like push in a chair and type....but otherwise it just hangs there. it cant do anything on its own!!!!! RIDICULOUS!!

Time Lapse

Its almost the end of JUNE!!! For REALZ!!!! The time is just flying by!!! Before its September lets get a breakdown of our summer activities!!! For extra fun we are going to break it down in time segments!!! 

To Do List:

*before end of day:
-go grocery shopping!!!

*before end of week:
-get some sleep
-make pina coladas

*before end of month:
-enjoy a perfect summer sunset
-go for a stroll in my new neighborhood
-frisbee golf

*before end of summer:
-get to the beach
-slim tummy
-nice tan!!
-canoeing
-party at my house
-get caught up on my scrapbook

Well thats a good breakdown for me....dont want it to be too overwhelming where i cant accomplish anything!!! So what do have to do before the end of the week?

HOT!!! HOT!! HOT!!!

Hey kids i hope your keeping cool!

Its 101 degrees on my side of the tracks here!!!! Pretty crazy stuff!!! Global warming right? Yea right. In Minnesota we call it SUMMER!! BOO-YA!!! So we are chilling in our slightly air conditioned home.  What are you doing to stay cool today? Have you run out of ideas? Well fear not my peeps! I am here to SAVE you!!!! I have a few COOL (literally) ideas to keep you busy!

1. Make homemade Popsicles
2. Build an indoor fort
3. Make JELL-O
4. Try Iced Coffee for the FIRST time EVER!!! (or pretend its your first time!)
5. Watch cartoons!!!
6. Eat a WHOLE watermelon. By yourself. Better yet race someone!
7. Make some homemade ice tea
8. Rollerblade in the basement
9. Take random pictures. Print them off and place them around your house. Invite your friends to your "gallery"
10. Play Lego's.
11. Freeze your husbands (or sister, mom, dad, brother) toothbrush in a bottle of water. (yes. yes i did)
12. Have a tetris marathon. How long can you go?
13. See how many gummy bears can you put in your mouth at once
14. Make play-doh
15. Follow someone around the house very closely. And when they ask what you want sigh heavily and say "nuthin"
16. Finger paint
17. Scream really loud. Go ahead. Right now. Do it. Do IT!!
18. Style your hair like you were four.
19. Go play with the pots and pans like you did when you were a kid. Yup. On the kitchen floor with that wooden spoon. And be obnoxious. Thats right. And when someone comes and says "what in the name of your great aunt sally are you doing?" Respond: "Arent I cute? Take my picture."
20. Make koolaid ice cubes and put them in your favorite soda. Drink up!!

That should keep you busy until sundown!! Have fun!!!

Perfect Snack!

Well the sun is out and shining. The breeze is blowing. The birds are tweeting. And im stuck at work. YUCK!!! BUT im not complaining. Really im not! (im not) I have windows in front of me and also to my right. So i can see right outside into the sunshine and see the nice green trees and the pretty blues skies. And i was thinking to myself this is perfect snack weather!!! thats right i never miss an opportunity to eat something!! ha ha. But what is the perfect snack for a moment like this when i can space out into the world outside...? Well i have it here. I do. Its yummy and delicious and wonderful. What is it do you ask? The one and only childhood snack you can never grow out of: 

ANTS ON A LOG!!! 

Thats right!!! I made some this morning and brought them to work and it is the absolute most perfect thing to a day like this. 

So perhaps you need a pick me up. Then you are in luck my friend. All you need is your perfect spot to sit with a little sunshine...a good view and celery pb and raisins. Whip it up and enjoy!!! 

Get Ready!

Hey Kids!!

Are you ready? Well you better get ready because its coming and its coming fast!!!The weather is warming up. We will have a bit more rain....oh stop your whining!! You'vewaited this long whats two more weeks? i said STOP WHINING!!!! jeez...any WHOGet ready (that means you have to stop whining, there is no whining in summer or spring oranywhere over here by me....go over there) because its warming up super duper fast.The birdsare out at FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! and they sing and sing AND SING AND SING AND so you HAVE TO GET UP!!!! and the flowers are blooming....except for mine because i dont have any. Why? i dont wanna talk about it. (jeez your all in my business...didnt i tell you to go over there?!) Things are GREEN. Like the grass and the trees have leaves. Did i spell that right?) cute little baby leaves they are just so darling (why are you back over here?) in my bubble for real 

Nothing is cuter than baby leaves. And the sun is out!!! OUT!! REAL LIVE SUNSHINE!!! I like sunshine. Well i like sunshine in mid june because then im not allergic to it. THHHATTTS right. im allergic to the SUN. no i dont MELT! (what is the matter with you today?) Just for a short period of time it makes me ITCHY!!!

Thats right just imagine little itchy bumps all up and down your arms ooo yea can you feel it? Yea ITCHY!!! But your itchy cause its in your head. It happens to me FOR REAL. For TWO MONTHS!!! how bout that? WOO!!!! (did you just call me crazy?) (at least i wasnt crying! :P) So there!!! 

ANY WAY....the signs are all there.... holy cow why is my font so big??!!!  ok there we go. the signs are all there spring is coming. The birds (dear GOD why did you mention the birds again!!????)))) are singing (and they never STOP) and the baby leaves are out (they are so cute!!) and the dogs are frolicking ( eeww) and the invites are coming in. You know the ones. The ITS SUMMER COME OVER AND EAT MY FOOD AND DO OTHER STUFF invitations. 

So you have two weeks (to stop your whining) and RSVP to all your invites (but you cant go if your gonna cry) and go say hello to the cute leaves (hello you cutzy wootzy ity bitty cute weevesss....) because in two weeks they will be all grown up (and youll cry because you miss them) and get up early because the birds WONT STOP SINGING!!! And youll have no excuse why you werent ready because i warned you so  BE READY!!!

Buuurrrrrrr!

Holy Cow Kids!!! It sure is cold out there!!! We are just itching for spring but believe it or not we are jumping the gun!!!! Here are some tid bits i found: 

-Last year our last recorded snowfall was MAY 8th

-Average Temperature for MAY is 47 degrees.

So just CHILL!!!! Literally!!! Spring will be here.....eventually.

Interesting....

 

So you need to get a gift right? Say..for one of your girls friends, or wife, or sister, maybe your mom but you have no idea what to get this special lady who means so much to you. Well, you can just go to any website and type in "gift" hit the link that says "gifts for her" and you will find tons of gift ideas. BUT heres the kicker. According to the gift assortments....women only like to 1)Eat-chocolate and candy and 2) Cook. 

Yup. thats right thats all we do. So if you need a hobby and are tired of sitting around the house (because clearly we do nothing else) maybe you should eat some chocolate! or cook something for that special someone in your life because seriously what else do women do? 

Stereotyped!! Unbelievable!! 

So your mission is to break out of that little box! Break that stereotype they want us to be!!! So get your JEANS on and go stick it to the MAN!!!

The Day In the Life of a Mom....

8:00 AM- Wake up
8-8:30- Get dressed, feed boy and dog. Clean up bathroom to access sink.
8:35- Leave to drop boy off at school. Tire Pressure light on. Tire Pressure is low. Again.
8:45- Drop boy off at school. Head to Gas Station.
8:50-9:00 Arrive at Gas station. Refuel. Move car to get free air. Adjust tire pressure. Find screw in my tire!!!
9:05- Head to Target
9:10-9:20 Arrive at Target. Pick up some girlie stuffs for lunch date.
9:30: Arrive at Royal Tire (Tire one) for tire repair.
9:30-10:45: Waiting for tire to be repaired
10:45: Tire repaired!!! Head home.
10:50: Arrive at back at home.
10:50-12:10: Shower, blow dry hair, curl hair, apply make-up, paint nails, get dressed and head to Minneapolis.
12:10-1:00: Drove to Minneapolis (Ramp B)
1:00-2:00: Enjoy Lunch with Mr. Wonderful at Fogo de Choa. (Fantastic!)
2:00-2:15:
2:15-2:35: Drove to Ridgedale Mall
2:35-3:00: Got some Jamba Juice
3:00-3:30: Drove Home to Pick up Boy
3:30-3:45: Picked Up Boy
3:45-5:30: Changed, cleaned two bathrooms, washed dishes, helped boy with homework.
5:30-5:45: Picked Up Dinner.
5:45-6:15: Cooked Dinner.
6:15-7:15: Ate Dinner. Cleaned up Dinner, Baked Cookies
7:15-7:30: Helped Boy get ready for bed, Put boy to bed.
7:30-9:45: Couch Time.
9:45-10:00: Bed Time.


And that's only Tuesday!!!